Hey, Tosser.
Want to be punny while you go for a spin?
We’ve walked the course from the outside-in to find some of the most navel frisbee puns around.
We’re not saying these puns are on the high side. A lot of times frisbee puns fall flat.
We’re just putt-ing them out there and hope they O-line with your sense of humor.
General Frisbee Puns & Flying Disc Puns
These puns are about frisbees and playing frisbee in general.
- Disc jockey.
- A tiny frisbee = compact disc
- I attached a watch to my frisbee. Now, time really flies when I play.
- I always wondered why a frisbee got bigger as it got closer. Then, it hit me.
- I was going to tell you about the time I overthrew a frisbee, but it’ll just go over your head.
- Every time I throw a frisbee, I feel disc-content.
- I wanted to play frisbee today, but I’m disc-combobulated.
- I throw my frisbee with authority. I’m a disc-iplinarian.
- I always let my friends throw first. I like to be disc-courteous.
- When I make a really bad throw, I often disc-cuss.
- When you pick up an unfinished frisbee game, it’s a disc-continuation.
- When you throw a frisbee like everyone else, it’s disc-conformity.
- When you try to get your opponent arrested, it’s disc-crimination.
- When you play frisbee with confidence, that’s disc-courage.
- When you dye your frisbee, that’s disc-coloration.
- Your frisbee game face is your disc-countenance.
- The singer kept hitting high notes while she was playing frisbee. It was disc-concerting.
- When you’re really feeling your frisbee throw, that’s disc-connection.
- When a frisbee picks up static electricity, that’s a disc-charge.
- If your expensive frisbee gets stolen, you might make a disc-claim with your insurance company.
Punny Frisbee Jokes
All of these general jokes about frisbees feature punny punchlines.
Q: What do you feel when your frisbee gets blown off-course by the wind?
A: Disc-gust.
Q: Where do frisbees dance?
A: At the disc-o.
Q: What type of discs do ghosts throw?
A: Fris-boos.
Disc Golf Puns
These puns and punny jokes are specifically related to disc golf.
- I play the fair way.
- Hole-y roller.
- When you beat someone really badly in disc golf, you should send them a disc-card.
Punny Disc Golf Jokes
All of these disc golf jokes feature punny punchlines.
Q: What are disc golfers’ favorite playing cards?
A: Aces.
Q: Why did the disc golfer put a hive on the course?
A: Fer ‘is bee.
Q: What is the biggest danger on a disc golf course?
A: The fris-bees.
Q: What are disc golfers’ least favorite breakfast foods?
A: Turnovers.
Q: What did the disc golfer say when he threw wildly off-course?
A: That’s rough.
Ultimate Frisbee Puns
These puns and punny jokes are specifically related to Ultimate.
- Let’s disc-connect!
- Huck yeah!
- May the force be with you.
- Well, ain’t that swill.
- Reading is fundamental.
Punny Ultimate Frisbee Jokes
All of these Ultimate jokes feature punny punchlines.
Q: What is an Ultimate player’s favorite breakfast food?
A: Pancakes.
Q: Why don’t Ultimate players drink wine?
A: They’re afraid of the corkscrew.
Q: What is it called when someone writes an account of an Ultimate player’s life?
A: A discography.
Q: What do babies do best in Ultimate?
A: Dribble.
Well, did these frisbee puns lay you out with a ho ho ho, or do you want to put the hammer to us?
No foul intended. Please, don’t cutter us.
Let’s discus it over tee.
Just getting started with disc sports? Check out our beginners guide – Getting Started with Kan Jam/Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf).
Need some motivation to give it a whirl? Check out Get Spinning With These Frisbee Quotes (+ Disc Golf Quotes).
