Let’s talk turkey. Maybe you’re sitting down getting ready to nosh on some turkey.
Maybe you just got a stuff plushie turkey. Or maybe you even got a real live turkey that needs a good name.
Well. that’s what we’re here for. Plenty of kickass ideas just waitin’ for ya!
Clever Turkey Names
Ready to ruffle some feathers with these clever little names?
Here’s our ideas for ya-
- Archimedes
- Aristotle
- Bafflewing
- Banterbeak
- Beaker Peeker
- Bogglebeak
- Brainfeather
- Brainy Birdie
- Cleverbird
- Cogito
- Copernicus
- Curie
- Darwin
- DaVinci
- Descartes
- Edison
- Eggbert Einstein
- Enigma
- Erudite Ernie
- Euclid
- Feathered Spock
- Fermat
- Feynman
- Fibonacci
- Freud
- Galileo
- Gobbledygook
- Gobblestein
- Hawking
- Heisenberg
- Hubble
- Jive Clive
- Kepler
- Logic Larry
- Mendel
- Newton
- Pascal
- Peckasus
- Philosofowl
- Plato
- Plume Sayer
- Puzzler Plume
- Pythagoras
- Quizzicle
- Quizzy
- Riddlebeak
- Sagan
- Sage Strutter
- Schrödinger
- Sir Clucksalot
- Smarty Drumstick
- Smarty Pants
- Socrates
- Tesla
- Thinkerbird
- Thinkle Gobble
- Turing
- Wattle Wiz
- Whizgiggle
- Wittycle
- Wozniak
Turkey Pun Names
While they definitely fall under the definition of “clever,” we think turkey pun names are a category unto themselves.
And I am a self-certified pun master, so enjoy these –
- Albert Eggstein
- Baste-ian
- Beak Arthur
- Beakon Van Gogh
- Beaktrice Potter
- Bird Reynolds
- Birdie Sanders
- Cluck Norris
- Cluckleberry Finn
- Eggbert Einstein
- Eggcelsior
- Feather Franklin
- Feather Locklear
- Feathered Astaire
- Flapper Jack
- Fowlard Hughes
- GobbleGump
- Gobblert Downey Jr.
- Gobbleston Churchill
- Gravy Garfield
- Gregory Peck
- Hen Solo
- Henjamin Franklin
- Jimmy Talon
- Nestor
- Oprah Wingfrey
- Peckasso
- Plucky Luke
- Plume McCartney
- Poultry Hunter
- Poultrygeist
- Puff Daddy
- Quentin Taranturkey
- Quill Clinton
- Quilliam Shakespeare
- Reese Featherspoon
- Roost Bader Ginsburg
- Sir Pecks-a-lot
- Sizzleclaw
- Snood Dogg
- Stuffington Post
- Tailfeather Tchaikovsky
- Talon Swift
- Thighson
- Tom Gobbler
- Turducken
- Turkenstein
- Turkules
- Wattle Walt
- Wing Gretzky
- Wingfield Scott
- Wingston Churchill
- Yolkahontas
Cool Turkey Names
Perfect for the turkey with a bit of swagger in their waddle, these names are the epitome of barnyard cool.
- Achilles
- Agent Orange
- Amethyst
- Andromeda
- Aphrodite
- Apollo
- Ares
- Artemis
- Astra
- Athena
- Atlas
- Augustus
- Aurora
- Azalea
- Bacchus
- Balder
- Bandit
- Baron
- Bellatrix
- Bishop Beak
- Brutus
- Buccaneer
- Caesar
- Calamity
- Calypso
- Captain Caruncle
- Carmilla
- Casanova
- Celestia
- Centurion Strut
- Chancellor Gobbleston
- Chief Toms
- Cleopatra
- Cluck Hand Luke
- Colonel Corn
- Commander Wattles
- Commodus
- Conqueror
- Corsair
- Count Wattle
- Cowboy Cluck
- Crimson
- Dahlia
- Demeter
- Deputy Dindon
- Duke
- Dumbledore
- Eagle
- Earl
- Echo
- Eclipse
- Elektra
- Ember
- Enigma
- Everest
- Falcon
- Fauna
- Fern
- Freja
- Freyr
- Gaia
- Galaxia
- Gandalf
- General Drumstick
- Genghis
- Gladiator Gobble
- Governor Gizzard
- Griffin
- Gunner
- Hades
- Halo
- Hawk
- Hecate
- Hector
- Hera
- Hercules
- Hestia
- Isis
- Jade
- Judge Jakes
- Juno
- Jupiter
- Kali
- Karma
- King
- Knight of the Round Egg
- Knightly
- Leonidas
- Loki
- Lord/Lady Featherington
- Luna
- Lynx
- Lyric
- Magnolia
- Major Tom
- Marquis de Gobble
- Maverick
- Maximus
- Meadow
- Medusa
- Mercury
- Merlin
- Minerva
- Moxy
- Musketeer
- Mystique
- Nebula
- Neptune
- Nero
- Ninja
- Noble
- Nova
- Nyx
- Oceana
- Odin
- Olympia
- Onyx
- Oracle
- Orion
- Patron Peacock
- Persephone
- Perseus
- Petal
- Pharaoh
- Phoenix
- Pilot Plume
- Pirate
- Pluto
- Poseidon
- President Plume
- Prince
- Prophet
- Pulsar
- Quasar
- Raina
- Ranger
- Raptor
- Raven
- Riptide
- River
- Rogue
- Romeo
- Sahara
- Samson
- Samurai
- Sapphire
- Sappho
- Sargent Peck
- Scout
- Selene
- Sequoia
- Seraphina
- Shadow
- Shaman
- Sheriff Spur
- Sir Gobbles
- Siren
- Skye
- Solaris
- Solstice
- Spartacus
- Spartan
- Spectra
- Stardust
- Starla
- Storm
- Sultan
- Talon
- Tempest
- Terra
- Thor
- Titan
- Trinity
- Trooper
- Tropicana
- Tundra
- Umbra
- Valkyrie
- Vandal
- Vega
- Venus
- Vesper
- Vesta
- Vex
- Viking
- Viking
- Vortex
- Vulcan
- Warlock
- Widow
- Wizard
- Wraith
- Wrangler
- Zenobia
- Zephyr
- Zephyra
- Zeus
- Zorro
Funny Names for a Turkey
Split a side with these silly turkey names, some of ’em really are cluckin’ funny.
- Admiral Wingbar
- Baste Boss
- Captain Gobblepants
- Drumstick Dynamo
- Feather McFry
- Fluffernutter
- Fryer Tuck
- Giblet Gil
- Giblets N. Gravy
- Gobbleganger
- Gobbles McStrut
- Gobblestein
- Gobblet of Fire
- Gobblezilla
- Jerky Turkey
- Jive Turkey
- Lord of the Wings
- Mr. Snood
- Nugget Knight
- Pardon Me
- Pecking Order
- Peep Show
- Plucky Pete
- Prance-a-lot
- Rufflestiltskin
- Sideshow Bobble
- Sir Gobblesworth
- Snood Dude
- Squawk Box
- Sultan of Strut
- Tailfeather Ted
- Tails Featherly
- The Beakonator
- The Great Gobbler
- Tom Foolery
- Turkey McDoodledo
- Twerkey
- Wattle Wally
- Wattle Warrior
- Wattles McGooble
- Wing Commander
Female Turkey Names
Whether she’s the queen of the coop or the belle of the barn, these female turkey names are the perfect blend of charm and charisma.
- Abigail
- Adabelle
- Agnes
- Amber
- April
- Autumn
- Beatrix
- Bella
- Betsy
- Blossom
- Clementine
- Clover
- Constance
- Daisy
- Delilah
- Dolly
- Doris
- Edna
- Eloise
- Esmeralda
- Faye
- Fiona
- Florence
- Francine
- Gertie
- Gertrude
- Ginger
- Gloria
- Goldie
- Gracie
- Gretchen
- Harriet
- Hattie
- Hazel
- Heidi
- Henrietta
- Ingrid
- Iris
- Isla
- Ivy
- Jolene
- Josephine
- Joyce
- Katherine
- Kiki
- Layla
- Loretta
- Lucille
- Luna
- Mabel
- Marge
- Matilda
- Mimi
- Myrtle
- Nanette
- Nellie
- Nora
- Olive
- Opal
- Ophelia
- Patsy
- Peaches
- Pearl
- Penelope
- Phoebe
- Pixie
- Priscilla
- Queenie
- Quilla
- Quinn
- Ramona
- Rita
- Rosie
- Rowena
- Ruby
- Sabrina
- Sadie
- Scarlet
- Sienna
- Stella
- Sylvia
- Tallulah
- Tessa
- Thelma
- Tilly
- Unity
- Ursula
- Vanessa
- Velma
- Violet
- Wanda
- Wendy
- Willow
- Winnie
- Xanthe
- Xena
- Yolanda
- Yvette
- Zara
- Zelda
Male Turkey Names
From kings of the coop to dandies of the farmyard, these male turkey names are perfect for dude birds.
- Abner
- Algernon
- Ambrose
- Archibald
- Arnold
- Augustus
- Bart
- Bartholomew
- Basil
- Benedict
- Bernard
- Bertram
- Calvin
- Casper
- Cecil
- Cedric
- Chester
- Clarence
- Clifford
- Cornelius
- Darius
- Derek
- Douglas
- Duncan
- Edmund
- Elbert
- Elmer
- Elwood
- Ernest
- Eugene
- Eustace
- Ferdinand
- Francis
- Franklin
- Geoffrey
- Gerald
- Gilbert
- Gregory
- Hamilton
- Harold
- Herbert
- Horace
- Hubert
- Ignatius
- Irving
- Ivan
- Jarvis
- Jasper
- Jonah
- Kenneth
- Kurt
- Lawrence
- Leonard
- Lester
- Lionel
- Lucius
- Marvin
- Maxwell
- Melvin
- Milton
- Mortimer
- Neville
- Nigel
- Norbert
- Norman
- Oliver
- Orson
- Orville
- Oscar
- Oswald
- Palmer
- Patrick
- Percival
- Percy
- Quentin
- Quincy
- Randolph
- Raymond
- Reginald
- Roderick
- Roland
- Rupert
- Seymour
- Sherman
- Simeon
- Stanley
- Stuart
- Thaddeus
- Tobias
- Toddrick
- Trevor
- Ulysses
- Vance
- Victor
- Vincent
- Wallace
- Walter
- Wendell
- Wilbur
- Xavier
- Zacharias
Famous Turkey Names
From the annual pardoning at the White House to the stars of Thanksgiving parades, these turkeys aren’t just ya average ole birds. These are the A-listers with feathers that shine and personalities that charm nations.
Presidential Pardon Turkeys
Here are the presidential pardon turkey names going back to 2005:
- Chocolate – 2022
- Chip – 2022
- Peanut Butter – 2021
- Jelly – 2021
- Cob – 2020
- Corn – 2020
- Bread – 2019
- Butter – 2019
- Peas – 2018
- Carrots – 2018
- Drumstick – 2017
- Wishbone – 2017
- Tater – 2016
- Tot – 2016
- Honest – 2015
- Abe – 2015
- Mac – 2014
- Cheese – 2014
- Popcorn – 2013
- Caramel – 2013
- Cobbler – 2012
- Gobbler – 2012
- Liberty – 2011
- Peace – 2011
- Apple – 2010
- Cider – 2010
- Courage – 2009
- Carolina – 2009
- Pumpkin – 2008
- Pecan – 2008
- May – 2007
- Flower – 2007
- Flyer – 2006
- Fryer – 2006
- Marshmallow – 2005
- Yam – 2005
Pop Culture Turkeys
These are the turkeys who’ve captured our hearts and tickled our funny bones in the world of entertainment.
- Gracias: From Gracias The Thanksgiving Turkey by Joy Cowley.
- Jake: The president and only member of the “Turkey Freedom Front” in Free Birds.
- Macy’s: The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade turkey who doesn’t have a name, but is definitely iconic.
- Quirky Turkey: From the Thanksgiving-themed “The Quirk-ducers” episode of Bob’s Burgers.
- Reggie: The time-traveling turkey from Free Birds.
- Tom the Turkey: From the Thanksgiving-themed “Treehouse of Horror XIX” episode of The Simpsons.
- Turkey Lurkey: The turkey from “Chicken Little” who panics when he believes the sky is falling.
Best Names for Pet Turkeys
Let’s get personal and find the pet turkey name that ya been waiting for –
- Barley
- Bramble
- Bristle
- Clover
- Cobbler
- Duster
- Garnet
- Hawthorn
- Huckle
- Kernel
- Maple
- Marbles
- Nugget
- Patches
- Peck
- Puddle
- Quill
- Rustle
- Rye
- Sable
- Sage
- Sedge
- Thistle
- Tiller
- Umber
- Vetch
- Wattle
Cute Turkey Names
Ready to melt into a puddle of goo? These here turkey names are the epitome of adorabs.
Here’s our ideas –
- Beanie
- Bitty
- Bonbon
- Boo
- Bubbles
- Butterbean
- Button
- Charm
- Cookie
- Cuddlefluff
- Cuddles
- Cupcake
- Doodle
- Fleece
- Fluffernutter
- Fluffy
- Fuzzball
- Gigglebeak
- Gingersnap
- Honeypot
- Jellybean
- Littlefoot
- Lolly
- Lovebug
- Marshmallow
- Muffin
- Nibbles
- Niblet
- Nuzzle
- Peaches
- Peachy
- Pebblypoo
- Peep
- Peepers
- Pipsie
- Pipsqueak
- Pixie
- Pompom
- Pudding
- Puffin
- Pumpkin
- Skittles
- Snickerdoodle
- Snickers
- Snugglebeak
- Snuggles
- Sparkle
- Sprinkles
- Squishy
- Sugarplum
- Sweetpea
- Taffy
- Tinkerbell
- Tinsel
- Tootles
- Tootsie
- Twinkle
- Twix
- Velvet
- Waddles
- Whiskers
- Wiggles
Names for Thanksgiving Turkey
These are the names for some Thanksgiving turkeys.
That’s right, this list is dedicated to our deliciously doomed feathered friends. May their names be as memorable as the feasts they grace.
- Admiral Autumn
- Archduke of Appetite
- Baroness Broiler
- Bishop Baster
- Captain Carve
- Count Cluckula
- Countess Cranberry
- Dame Drumstick
- Duchess of Dindon
- Duchess of the Deep Fry
- Duke of Basting
- Earl of Drumstick
- Esquire Featherbottom
- Friar Fryer
- Grand Marshal Gobble
- Her Eminence of the Oven
- Her Highness of Hens
- His Highness of Harvest
- His Majesty of Maillard
- Jester of Giblets
- Knight of the Gobble Table
- Knight of the Nutmeg
- Lady Bountiful Beak
- Lady Lurkey
- Lady of the Gravy Realm
- Lord of the Wings
- Madame Baste-a-Lot
- Marquis de Marinade
- Marshal Maize
- Mistress of the Feast
- Patrician of Poultry
- Pecking Order Prince
- Pilgrim’s Prize
- Prince Parsley
- Princess Peck
- Sage Commander
- Saint Stuffing
- Sir Brine-a-Lot
- Sir Gobblesworth
- Sir Roast-a-Lot
- Sir Sizzle-a-Lot
- Stuffington Esquire
- Sultan of Sizzle
- The Basting Baron
- The Candied Yam Count
- The Feathered Pharaoh
- The Giblet Monarch
- The Gobble Godfather
- The Great Gizzard
- The Last Waltz
- The Noble Bird
- The Pumpkin Pie Potentate
- The Roast Royalty
- The Sage Sovereign
- The Stuffed Sovereign
- Thyme Lord
- Thyme Traveler
- Viscount Vittles
The Last Cluck
There ya have it! All our name ideas.
Have a clucking amazing holiday season!