Want to be punny when you hit the beach?
We paddled through surfing puns to find the kookiest around.
Sorry if you’re board, but why pout?
Just keep these in your pocket and punt them at your friends.
They really are a barrel of laughs.
Surfing Puns
These are puns specifically related to surfing.
- Surfing is swell.
- Having a swell time.
- Just going to a board meeting.
- Surfer on board.
- A couple of waves should tide me over.
- When it comes to surfing, I like to keep current.
Ocean Puns for Surfing
- The ocean likes me. It always waves.
- Trouble? Wave it away.
- Just smile and wave.
- Happiness comes in waves.
- Water we doing with our lives?
- Seas the day.
- Sea you soon.
- Life’s a beach.
- Yeah buoy!
- Keep palm and carry on.
Surf Pun Jokes
All these surf jokes have punny punchlines.
Q: Why did the surfer smoke a pre-roll before hitting the waves?
A: He wanted to make sure the tide was high.
Q: The surfer who forgot her surfboard just jumped on a fish. She was a sole surfer.
Q: What do you call a surfer who surfs from England to Europe?
A: A channel surfer.
Q: How’d the surfboard get cracked?
A: The waves were breaking.
Q: How can you tell if a businessman is a surfer?
A: He always has a wet suit.
Q: Why did the surfer make out his will?
A: Because where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Q: What did the aggravated surfer say to the ocean?
A: Don’t be salty.
Q: What do you pay to get out of surf jail?
A: Bail.
Q: Why don’t surfers reheat their leftovers?
A: They hate micro-waves.
Q: What detergent do surfers use?
A: Tide.
Q: What swells do rock star surfers prefer?
A: Sound waves.
Q: What does a peasant with a board do in the ocean?
A: Serf.
Find any ankle slappers on here? Or did we totally bomb?
Please don’t deck us.
And thanks for dropping in!
If you’ve got a funny surfing pun that we’ve missed, just drop it in the comments!
